Diet?

I weighed myself recently and lo and behold! I have put on weight!!! lots of weight!!! No wonder my jeans felt rather snug lately... I like to think that my jeans have shrunk but no chance of that!!! And since I am going home soon, I had better lose some of the excess weight before comments about how fat I am now overwhelm me. I draw the line at taking diet pills and I'm too lazy to exercise so the perfect solution is the diet patch! No chemicals, no exercising! Perfect!